- We need to find this guy, and complain loudly until he apologises for shitting up a proper country.
- Wales 0-1 political science student Jakup Emil Hansen
- Anyone living in Aarhus fancy popping round and giving him a Cardiff slap.
- I hope Jakup gets beaten up by girls.
- "Dear North Korea,
I recently read that you have begun testing nuclear devices. I have shagged your mothers.
Regards,
Faroe Islands."
