»When Nemanja Vidic does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he?s pushing the Earth down«
»If you beat a team containing Nemanja Vidic in Pro Evo it will cause your PS2 to blow up«
»Nemanja Vidic once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. It made him blink«
»Nemanja Vidic played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won«
»Nemanja Vidic died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him«
»Nemanja Vidic doesn't mark players, he permanently stamps them«
»Nemanja Vidic once turned up for training late - Fergie fined the rest of the team for being early«
»Nemanja Vidic doesn't head the ball away, the ball heads the other way«
»The “big bang” was a Nemanja Vidic tackle«
